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whorville:

swasticunts:

whorville:

I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth

I can fit 50 ur a lil bitch come fight me

3:00 you and me. Bring your own grapes.

mllesouthernbelle:

bypassedthecompressor:

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

It’s funny cause it’s true

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

catchymemes:

just a dude & his skateboard

principles:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

cherigotchipng:

shkedia:

cherigotchipng:

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smh y'all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver

um first of all he was a PANDA and his name was PETER you casual

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i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon

that’s balloony

finnglas:
“ ravenamore:
“ monsterleadmehome:
“THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
”
You left out the best part.
She left the last one at Carrie Fisher’s memorial.
”
oh that’s fine i wasn’t using my heart anyhow
”

finnglas:

ravenamore:

monsterleadmehome:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

You left out the best part.

She left the last one at Carrie Fisher’s memorial.

oh that’s fine i wasn’t using my heart anyhow

imagine dragons
imagine dragons

Remember that episode of spongebob when he got a jellyfish and they did E all night and danced to house music

thedevitoanditsown:

sidsass:

thatthreeanon:

teamnowalls:

the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous 

OFH DA BOHT

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FLORIDA

I’m the guy shadow boxing @ the gator w/o my shirt on

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

  • hot dog water
  • pickles
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these two replies are worrying for different reasons

tinyfruitbat:

“That’s right tumbler……I am a PROUD white heterosexual CIS male……..I am everything the SJWs hate…bring on the death threats…..>:)”
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amandaoneill:

im rewatching some old avgn episodes rn and this part consistently makes me lose my shit no matter how many times i see it